Triathlon Wanker White glossy mug

For the triathlete who’s not afraid to own their obsession—this mug proudly declares what we all secretly (or not-so-secretly) know: being a triathlete can sometimes make you a bit of a wanker. From obsessing over swim splits to obsessing over tire pressure, we can all admit there’s a fine line between dedication and… well, being a triathlon wanker. Sip your coffee and embrace the chaos, because if you’re not a little obsessed, are you even training for a tri?

Features:

• Perfect for those who like to talk about their latest race, gear upgrades, and transitions (whether or not anyone asked).
• Holds enough coffee to fuel your next training session—or just help you survive the endless triathlon talk.
• Durable enough to handle all the sarcasm and caffeine you can throw at it.

Care: Dishwasher safe, though it won’t wash away your love for all things triathlon (or your wanker status).

Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

• Ceramic
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter

• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!