Swim, Bike, Run Unisex t-shirt

Welcome to the three-ring circus of endurance sports, where the motto is 'Swim like the boat sank, ride like you stole it, and run for your life'! Strap in, folks, because we're about to embark on a journey that'll leave you questioning your sanity and craving an ice bath.

First up, we have swimming: the sport where you flail your limbs like a drowning octopus and pray you don't swallow half the pool. Yep, that's right, swim like the boat sank because why swim gracefully when you can splash around like a maniac?

Next, we have biking: the art of pedalling like you're being chased by a pack of rabid dogs. Ride like you stole it, baby! Channel your inner Lance Armstrong (minus the doping, of course) and zoom past those bewildered bystanders like your life depends on it.

And finally, we have running: the stage where you question every life decision you've ever made while gasping for air like a fish out of water. Run for your life, because if you stop moving, you might just collapse in a heap of lycra and regret.

So there you have it, folks: the trifecta of pain, sweat, and questionable decision-making. Wear this shirt with pride, because you're not just a triathlete, you're a glutton for punishment. Swim, ride, run... and try not to lose your sanity along the way

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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