The 6 Stages of Triathlons Unisex t-shirt

"Welcome to the wild world of triathlons, where we take 'multi-tasking' to a whole new level! Strap in, folks, because here are the 6 stages of triathlons:

1. Denial: As you stand at the water's edge, staring at the vast expanse of the swim course, you wonder, 'Did I really sign up for this?' But hey, it's just a swim, right? How hard could it be? (Spoiler alert: harder than you think!)

2. Bargaining: As you transition from the swim to the bike, you strike a deal with the universe: 'If I survive this bike ride, I promise to never eat a doughnut again.' Little do you know, the toughest part is yet to come.

3. Pain: Ah, the run. The stage where your legs feel like lead, your lungs are on fire, and your mind is questioning every life decision you've ever made. But hey, at least the finish line is in sight... sort of.

4. Acceptance: Somewhere along the way, you come to terms with the fact that you're not just a triathlete, you're a glutton for punishment. And despite the pain, the sweat, and the occasional existential crisis, you wouldn't have it any other way.

5. Euphoria: That moment when you cross the finish line, arms raised triumphantly, a mix of exhaustion and exhilaration washing over you. You did it! You conquered the swim, the bike, and the run. You're a triathlete, baby!

6. Amnesia: And just like that, the pain fades, the memories blur, and you find yourself thinking, 'Huh, maybe I'll sign up for another one...' And so the cycle continues, because who needs sanity when you can have shiny medals and bragging rights? So here's to the 6 stages of triathlons: the ultimate test of endurance, determination, and sheer lunacy. Swim, bike, run... and repeat

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!