For those brave enough to deal with a tapering runner, this hoodie is both a warning and a survival guide. The front lets everyone know what they’re walking into, while the back provides the full disclosure: crankiness, snack demands, and motivational pep talks directed at your own legs. Whether you're plotting your next PR or just whining about reduced mileage, this hoodie is the perfect companion for taper tantrums.
Features:
- Built-in snack pockets* (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be nice?)
- Extra cozy for those taper-induced mood swings.
- A perfect balance of comfort and passive-aggressiveness.
Care: Machine washable, but not responsible for accidental PR-related laundry bragging.
(*Snacks not included, but strongly encouraged.)
Printed on the back-
Approach with caution and snacks If I seem cranky... trust me, I am.
Don't judge me for talking to my legs I’m running less, so I’m talking more.
Brace yourself Warning: Reduced mileage, increased whining I may seem calm, but inside, I’m plotting my PR
Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Traceability:
- Weaving—Pakistan
- Dyeing—Pakistan
- Manufacturing—Pakistan
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Size guide
| |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
20 |
27 |
| M |
21 |
28 |
| L |
23 |
29 |
| XL |
25 |
30 |
| 2XL |
26 ½ |
31 |
| 3XL |
28 |
32 |
