Triathlete Everythings Hurts And I'm Hungry Unisex t-shirt

Greetings, fellow triathlon warriors! As we conquer land, sea, and asphalt, let us wear our title proudly: 'Triathlete.' But beneath this badge of honor lies the stark truth: 'Everything Hurts and I'm Hungry.' Yes, even Aquaman gets ravenous after a swim-bike-run session! So here's to carb-loading like it's an Olympic sport and hobbling through post-race celebrations with the grace of a newborn giraffe. Triathlete life: where the pain is real, but the buffet at the finish line is worth every mile. Let's swim, bike, run, and devour snacks like there's no tomorrow

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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