Caution: Tapering runner ahead! This shirt is your official warning that the person wearing it is in the delicate stage of marathon preparation where they’re running less, talking more, and definitely going to mention their race pace (or lack thereof). If you’re near this runner, expect random bursts of crankiness, lots of snacking, and probably some very intense discussions about pacing strategy. Approach with patience... and snacks.
Features:
- Soft enough for your taper-induced naps.
- Guaranteed to start conversations about upcoming races, race goals, and race-day weather.
- Perfect for those "Why am I doing this again?" moments in the final stretch before race day.
Printed on the back-
Approach with caution and snacks If I seem cranky... trust me, I am
Don't judge me for talking to my legs I’m running less, so I’m talking more.
Brace yourself Warning: Reduced mileage, increased whining I may seem calm, but inside, I’m plotting my PR
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
