Tri-ing To Out Swim, Bike, Run My Diet Unisex t-shirt

Get ready to rock the most epic triathlon of your life: 'Tri-ing to Out Swim, Bike, Run My Diet'! That's right, folks, we're diving into the ultimate test of endurance, fueled by questionable dietary decisions and the sheer determination to conquer the course.

First up, we have swimming: the stage where you gracefully dive into the water, only to realize that your pre-race meal of pizza and milkshake might not have been the best idea. But fear not, because buoyed by the power of carbs and cheese, you'll doggy paddle your way through those laps like a champ.

Next, we have biking: the moment where you hop onto your trusty steed and pedal your heart out, fuelled by the sheer adrenaline rush of knowing there's a post-race buffet waiting for you at the finish line. Sure, your bike might be weighed down by the remnants of last night's spaghetti feast, but hey, every extra pound is just extra resistance training, right?

And finally, we have running: the grand finale where you lace up your sneakers and hit the pavement, fuelled by equal parts determination and the promise of a well-deserved cheat meal. Who needs energy gels when you've got the power of sheer will (and maybe a couple of donuts) on your side?

So grab your bib (both for racing and for eating), because it's time to tri-ing to out swim, bike, run your diet! Wear this shirt with pride, because you may not be breaking any records, but you're definitely breaking the mould – and maybe a few belts along the way. Swim, bike, run... and eat your heart out, my friends

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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