Tri-ing To Out Swim, Bike, Run The Dadbod Unisex t-shirt

Alright, fellow dad bod enthusiasts, buckle up because we're diving headfirst into the hilarious world of 'Tri-ing to Out Swim, Bike, Run the Dadbod'! Yes, you heard that right – we're talking about taking on the ultimate challenge of endurance sports while proudly sporting our love handles and dad jokes.

First off, we have swimming: the moment where you hit the water and realize that your buoyancy might just save you from sinking like a stone. But fear not, because you've perfected the art of the breaststroke – gracefully gliding through the water like a majestic manatee. Who needs speed when you've got style, am I right?

Next up, biking: the stage where you dust off that old two-wheeler and pedal your way through the course like a modern-day Don Quixote on a quest for fitness. Sure, you may not have the sleek physique of a Tour de France champion, but you've got determination in spades – and maybe a few snacks stashed in your bike basket for good measure.

And finally, we have running: the grand finale where you channel your inner Forrest Gump and shuffle your way towards the finish line like a true underdog. Who needs speed when you've got endurance? Besides, you've got your trusty dad sneakers and knee brace to keep you company every step of the way.

So strap on your helmet, grab a water bottle (or two), and let's tri-ing to out swim, bike, run the dadbod! Wear this shirt with pride, because you may not be breaking any records, but you're definitely breaking a sweat – and maybe a few laughs along the way. Swim, bike, run... and dadbod on, my friends

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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