Tri-ing To Out Swim, Bike Run The Dadbod Unisex t-shirt

Introducing the ultimate challenge for those of us with a dad bod: 'Tri-ing to Out Swim, Bike, Run the Dadbod'! That's right, folks, it's time to put those dad reflexes to the test and show the world that you can still rock a spandex suit like nobody's business.

First up, we have swimming: the stage where you try to remember if you ever actually learned how to do a proper freestyle stroke. But hey, who needs form when you can doggy paddle like a champ? Just keep those floaties handy in case things go south.

Next, we have biking: the sport where you dust off that old mountain bike from the garage and pray the wheels don't fall off halfway through. Pedal like you mean it, dad bod warriors! Sure, you may not have the sleek aerodynamics of a Tour de France pro, but you've got heart (and maybe a few extra pounds) on your side.

And finally, we have running: the stage where you channel your inner Forrest Gump and shuffle your way to the finish line like a true underdog. Run, dad bod, run! Sure, you may not break any speed records, but you'll definitely earn some style points for those mismatched socks and cargo shorts.

So grab your fanny pack and sunscreen, folks, because it's time to tri-ing to out swim, bike, run the dadbod! Wear this shirt with pride, because you may not be the fastest, but you're definitely the most determined. Swim, bike, run... and dad bod on, my friends!

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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