The 6 Stages Of Duathlons Unisex t-shirt

Alright, gear up, folks, because we're about to take you on a rollercoaster ride through the 6 stages of duathlons:

1. Confusion: As you toe the starting line, you can't help but wonder, 'Wait, what exactly did I sign up for?' Duathlon, you say? So, that's like a triathlon, but without the drowning part, right? Well, strap in, because things are about to get weird.

2. Optimism: The starting gun fires, and you're off like a shot. You're feeling good, feeling strong, feeling like you could take on the world... until you remember there's still a whole lot of pain and suffering ahead. But hey, at least there's no swimming involved, right?

3. Reality Check: Around the second leg of the race, reality comes crashing down like a ton of bricks. Your legs are burning, your lungs are screaming, and you're starting to question your life choices. But hey, at least there's only one more leg to go!

4. Desperation: By the time you hit the final leg of the race, desperation sets in. Your legs feel like lead, your energy levels are dwindling, and you'd give anything for a pair of rollerblades right about now. But you dig deep, summon your last reserves of willpower, and press on.

5. Delirium: Somewhere between the exhaustion and the dehydration, you enter a state of delirium. You're hallucinating, you're delusional, and you're pretty sure you just saw Bigfoot cheering you on from the sidelines. But hey, whatever gets you through the race, right?

6. Elation: And then, miraculously, you see it: the finish line. You summon every last ounce of energy, channel your inner superhero, and power through to the end. The crowd goes wild, the confetti flies, and you collapse into a sweaty, exhausted heap. But hey, you did it! You conquered the 6 stages of duathlons, and you lived to tell the tale.

So there you have it, folks: the 6 stages of duathlons, AKA the ultimate test of endurance, perseverance, and questionable decision-making skills. Wear this shirt with pride, because you've earned it. And hey, maybe next time you'll stick to something a little less insane. Or maybe not. After all, where's the fun in that?

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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