The 6 Stages of Marathons Unisex t-shirt

Alright, fellow masochists, buckle up because we're about to take you on a wild ride through the 6 stages of marathons:

1. Optimism: The starting line is a sea of excitement and energy. You're feeling pumped, confident, maybe even a little cocky. 'I got this,' you think to yourself. 'Piece of cake.' Oh, how naive you are.

2. Reality Check: Somewhere around mile 5, the reality of what you've signed up for starts to sink in. Your legs are heavy, your lungs are burning, and you're questioning every life choice that led you to this moment. But hey, at least the scenery is nice, right?

3. Bargaining: By mile 10, you're bargaining with the running gods. 'Just let me finish this race,' you plead. 'I promise I'll never eat pizza again.' Spoiler alert: you'll be craving pizza by mile 20.

4. Pain Cave: Welcome to the pain cave, population: you. Everything hurts. Your feet, your knees, your soul. But you soldier on, fueled by sheer stubbornness and the promise of a shiny medal at the finish line.

5. Delirium: Somewhere between mile 20 and mile 26.2, you enter a state of delirium. You're hallucinating, your legs are moving on autopilot, and you're pretty sure you just high-fived a unicorn. But hey, at least you're almost there!

6. Euphoria: And then, miraculously, you see it: the finish line. You summon every last ounce of energy, channel your inner Usain Bolt, and sprint (or hobble) towards victory. The crowd roars, the confetti falls, and you collapse into a sweaty, exhausted heap. But damn, does it feel good to be a marathoner.

So there you have it, folks: the 6 stages of marathons, AKA the ultimate test of endurance, mental fortitude, and questionable life choices. Wear this shirt with pride, because you've earned it. Now go treat yourself to that well-deserved pizza. You've earned that too.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!